Definitions by paul grant

buy-sexual 

a person who when wanting sex will buy it

Q: Are you bi-sexual?
A: No! i am Buy-sexual, when i want sex i buy it!

buy-sexual by paul grant February 23, 2008

dinner lady face 

A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals.

A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"

dinner lady face by paul grant August 28, 2007

Tube face 

The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.

I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.

Tube face by Paul Grant March 21, 2007