paul della valle's definitions
by Paul Della Valle July 6, 2004
Get the Gypsy Jokersmug. A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.
A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".
A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".
1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.
2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.
2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.
by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004
Get the crustermug. El Duce was the alcaholic frontman (vocalist/drummer) of the porno metal band the Mentors. His real name is Eldon Hoke and took pride in his beer gut and bathroom sense of humor. It is rumored that he was offered $50,000 by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain. El Duce was known to piss off the late Walley George and appeared on the Jerry Springer show a few months before he was run over by a train in the Las Angeles area back in April 21st 1997.
by Paul Della Valle July 26, 2004
Get the El Ducemug. A gawker or rubbernecker that stairs at disasters, accidents or people in the process of misfortune. For example there is a car accident on a street and a looky loose (or looky lou) will ride by, slow down and turn thier head to check out the scene. A looky loose will also be one of those people that are always there to see fire fighters or EMTs in action when they are in thier neighborhood.
by Paul Della Valle August 19, 2004
Get the Looky Loosemug. by Paul Della Valle July 6, 2004
Get the Free Soulsmug. Freight Train Riders of America.
Probley to the most mysterious gang and hardest to track in the United States. The FTRA started in Montana during the mid seventies buy a bunch of white racist alcahloic speed freaks in a bar. They are a bunch of train hoppin hobos who move methamphetemines along the rail lines. They have been known to intimidate and kill other train hoppin hobos and homeless people in homeless camps. The FTRA could be responsible for some 50 plus unsolved murders along the rail lines in the United States.
Members of the FTRA have been spotted in all lower 48 states, but operate mainly west of the Mississippi river. Where ever there are railroad tracks members of the FTRA could be or have been there.
Probley to the most mysterious gang and hardest to track in the United States. The FTRA started in Montana during the mid seventies buy a bunch of white racist alcahloic speed freaks in a bar. They are a bunch of train hoppin hobos who move methamphetemines along the rail lines. They have been known to intimidate and kill other train hoppin hobos and homeless people in homeless camps. The FTRA could be responsible for some 50 plus unsolved murders along the rail lines in the United States.
Members of the FTRA have been spotted in all lower 48 states, but operate mainly west of the Mississippi river. Where ever there are railroad tracks members of the FTRA could be or have been there.
The FTRA are some mean motherfuckers. For people who like to hop trains around the country, all I can say is; beware.
by Paul Della Valle September 22, 2004
Get the FTRAmug. A person who's bad behavior attracts the police easily. A cop magnet is usually a person that does not think of the consequences ahead of them.
A cop magnet also has the tendency to attract a cop over a little thing like a broken tail light on a back of a car. Then when the cop pulls the person over, the cop will discover that the person is drunk or has dope in the car.
A cop magnet can also be a public drunk or just a plain asshole that acts retarded in public.
A cop magnet usually does not care if they get thier friends in trouble or will drag them down with him or her.
When a friend says to a cop magnet "dude your gonna get us busted". The cop magnet will reply "oh shut up, your just paranoid".
A cop magnet also has the tendency to attract a cop over a little thing like a broken tail light on a back of a car. Then when the cop pulls the person over, the cop will discover that the person is drunk or has dope in the car.
A cop magnet can also be a public drunk or just a plain asshole that acts retarded in public.
A cop magnet usually does not care if they get thier friends in trouble or will drag them down with him or her.
When a friend says to a cop magnet "dude your gonna get us busted". The cop magnet will reply "oh shut up, your just paranoid".
"I don't wanna be around that person, he always gets us in trouble. Does not think one or two steps ahead. He is basically a cop magnet".
by Paul Della Valle July 23, 2004
Get the cop magnetmug.