Urban Dictionary: Definitions by paul

cheesy

Happy and good esp. in dance music such as classic cheese.

Some music may be cheesy, but it is not corny or bad, just happy and good.

by Paul January 2, 2004

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twapper

One who twapps. Twapp- to relax index finger so that a flick of the arm and wrist will cause the index finger to whip forward.

He had a red mark on his arm from being twapped by his friend.

by Paul February 16, 2004

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Loud high pitched term of appreciation, ranging from the humble thankyaaah to the truly excruciating thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, first attributes to Patrick Trueman (if you don't know, consider yourself lucky), although this is a tenuous link at best.

(me): Here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

(me): here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

by Paul December 2, 2003

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Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

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