to masturbate.
by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003
by Patrick Bateman June 03, 2003
A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011
Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.
by Patrick Bateman October 04, 2003
The ph0xx is my roomate
by patrick bateman November 28, 2004
a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.
by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013