patrick's definitions

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

w00t w00t

An expression of celebration or joy

" I blow his fucking head open! w00t w00t!"

by Patrick December 16, 2003

t-baggin

When a male human places his scrotum (i.e. testicles) upon another person's face.

"I was t-baggin my dad last night!"

by Patrick December 18, 2003

penultimate

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.

Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.

by Patrick January 6, 2004

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

cum burger

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

by Patrick January 10, 2004