88 definitions by patrick

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by patrick April 24, 2008

pomofo

Same as Poor Mutha F-er

Sheee, look at dat pomofo!

by patrick September 29, 2003

vocabulose

having an extensive vocabulary

guy named gal is somewht vocabulose

by patrick March 17, 2005

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

by patrick January 10, 2004

Bag

To kill, as in put someone in a body bag.

Yo, I just bagged that mofo.

by patrick November 7, 2003

sheers

a drinking game where you have some hedge clippers and you throw them in the air and if they get stuck in the ground you do not have to drink, they they do not get stuck you do have to drink
NOTE: must be pre drunk to play or else it is a ridiculous game.

HAHA u suck now u gotta drink
well lets see what u can do JERK
YES im good now i dont gotta drink... but ima drink ne ways cause its fun:) SHEERS like cheers but with the SH

by patrick August 1, 2006

papi chulo

1: One who gets three fat Samoan ladies to freak him at house parties; pimp.

2: See Miten.

Oh my god, that indian guy is sooooo miten! I've found my papi chulo.

by patrick October 22, 2004