PK

Term used in sexual combat during the early 1400's. To PK means to thrust ones sexual member towards the opponent, usually causing injury, or temporary blindness. The winner of this centuries old game often PK's the loser of the match in the face. The final PK usualy contains seminal fluid or urine.

That bitch, she took my money when I was sleeping, and then PK'd me in the face.

by Patrick May 13, 2005

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 26, 2003

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

gewd

means good..something is okay or fine by you

i got a mad gewd grade on that test.

by patrick May 13, 2005

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008