p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

the real resume

The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.

hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

do save the pandas

What hippy-earth-mother babbles about when she's not laughing about cocaine.

Hippy-earth-mother: We should save the north australian tree-frog, but please also do save the pandas.
Stef: What the hell is the powdered white stuff on my shirt.
Hippy-earth-mother: LOLOLOLOLOL! COCAINE!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

oppositology

The study of the mechanism that 'hubbies' use on their significant other's to extract results.

Leala: *grumpy, not in the mood*
Greg: I don't know if we should have sex anymore?
Leala: Why?
Greg: Well, it's just that you're not that good in bed.
Leala: No way, but I could do so much better, I promise. I'm going to show you right now.
Greg: The oppositology results are in. Greg one, leala zero.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

box guy

A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.

Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.

Box Guy: No way, think bigger.

Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.

Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

roulette rake

a good tool for pushing crazed teenaged fangirls out of the way when going to see eclipse in theatres.

Eclipse is scheduled to be released in theatres June 20th. I must make sure I take my roulette rake with me as there is likely to be a lot of crazed teenaged fangirls.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 28, 2010

feng shui

the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.

I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010