p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

pickle gherkins

is Sherlock Holmes's cowardly sidekick brother. He puffs up like a toad when danger approaches often heard spouting inflated catch-phrases like 'by jove' or 'say'. He works for scotland yard, so he's passively instrumental to the plot, though his narrative is often flat, droning, and for the most part, easily overlooked and almost instantly forgotten and met with such response as timing one's breath to make sure one is still alive. Fortunately he's a ginger, so he manages to give of some air of spunk, however, that false impression is corrected upon getting familiar with him and his mannarisms. He lives vicariously and in actuality off of Shelock's genious and never feels the lesser for it. All in all an excellent side character to illuminate the others.

*car backfires*
Pickle Gherkins: *sputters and puffs up* By jove, old chap, I best be getting along back to scotland yard, say, to work on the documents, you know those fiddley details, yes, say, good then, I wish you luck.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010

Evra

A european woman who often has pronouciation problems with the english language and her speech failure inadvertantly ends up sounding like dirty talk.

Olga: Oh no, I think you may have burned something on the stove. Oh my, it smells like a skank.
Daughter: ?You mean skunk.

Olga: I don't like it when you speak erotically to me.

Daughter: ?You mean erratically.
Olga: You, shat up.
Daughter: I sweared, I sorry. *mutters under breath* Evra.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

animegasm

an orgasm resulting from the watching of, creating of, or participating in anime.

I just had the most mind blowing animegasm. It involves a girl you know, a goat, a brickwall, a lot of tissues, and a circle of old biddies watching and crying their jealous little eyeballs out.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 8, 2010

name scam

It what you call it when you and you're buddies have finally just come up with cool nicknames for a legendary mated pair or couple within your circle, and then they break up, so to retaliate you and your buddies think of crappy nick names to give each separate half of the couple as individuals in hopes that they'll get back together, and you'll be able to use their couple nick names again.

Lester: Where are Itchy and Scratchy, you know cause he always has some kind of rash from his jewellery and she's always mangling him up with her nails.
Fester: We can't call them that anymore. They broke up.
Lester: Dammit. Last time I think up cool nick names for them, from now on I'm calling them Hair and No Hair.
Fester: That might even motivate them to get back together.
Lester: Now you know the plan.
Fester: The name scam, I love it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010

pooko

a masculinized version of pooka: According to Irish Myth, a leprachaun, of slightly meaner mischief.

If you don't put milk out for the pookos at night they'll get annoyed and burn your house down.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Detroit, MI

The place where Toronto, Canada ships it's garbage.

Mayor of Toronto: Oh no! What are we going to do with all this garbage?
City Councillor: No problem. It's okay, eh, we can just ship it to Detroit, MI.
Mayor of Detroit: Yeah, guys, it's okay with me.

Mayor of Toronto: Good work Councillor.

*privately to Councillor*
Mayor of Toronto: Now if only we could convince them to trade Hockey Teams with us.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010

Australia

The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!

Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010