Definitions by oracle

walrus 

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

walrus by oracle March 12, 2004

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

barnsley by oracle March 12, 2004

sunshine coach 

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

sunshine coach by oracle March 12, 2004

clinker 

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

clinker by oracle March 12, 2004

lambeth walk 

To walk very fast to avoid being mugged, as in Lambeth, S London.

...Doing the Lambeth walk...OI!

lambeth walk by oracle March 12, 2004

hard core 

Working all day and smoking all night for several days in succession.

Oh dear. Hard core all week = barnsley syndrome

hard core by oracle March 12, 2004

handbrake 

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

handbrake by oracle March 12, 2004