oracle's definitions

DVLA

The UK Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, based in Swansea.
Eqiv. to the U.S DMV.
Orginisation responsible for vehicle registrations, driving licenses, etc etc.

I'm still waiting to get my driving license back from the DVLA

by oracle February 27, 2006

bostik

Brand of glue, popular with glue sniffers due to its high solvent content.

"You been on the Bostik again?"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

by oracle March 12, 2004

call ruth

To throw up, puke. From the "RUUUUUTTTHHHH" noise involved.

"He drank 13 pints of cider then went to call ruth"

by oracle March 12, 2004

clean cutter

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.

"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"

by oracle August 20, 2004

the tube

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

by oracle March 12, 2004

routemaster

Old-style bus as seen in London. Being withdrawn because idiots keep falling off the back and suing, but its not a bad thing coz they smoke like hell.

"Is the chip shop on fire or is the next bus a routemaster?"

by oracle March 12, 2004