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A HEAR-a-prompter is just the opposite of a "tell-a-prompter" - and is needed by those who are in leadership - or those elected to represent citizen's desires.
Q) How could the greatest orator of all times not explain what he means or convince his "followers" to agree with him?
A) Maybe it was his union screen-writer's fault, or maybe he needs a HEAR-a-prompter - so he can do what his constituents have been TELLing him to do... for a "CHANGE"...
A) Maybe it was his union screen-writer's fault, or maybe he needs a HEAR-a-prompter - so he can do what his constituents have been TELLing him to do... for a "CHANGE"...
by op_position November 7, 2010
Get the HEAR-a-prompter mug.If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
by op_position November 12, 2010
Get the If-Asked-Don't-Tell mug.- elected politicians that have LEFT their post and are hiding out across the border instead of representing people in their own state
HE: Have you seen anything of your state representative?
SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state
HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?
SHE: Exactly..!
SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state
HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?
SHE: Exactly..!
by op_position March 9, 2011
Get the Leftist Aliens mug.the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat
SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship
SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?
HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship
SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?
HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
by op_position March 14, 2011
Get the abandon-ship mug.Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
by op_position October 12, 2011
Get the fast-n-furious mug.the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)
HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?
SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....
SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....
by op_position September 2, 2011
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