Definitions by one 'f' Jeph

popparazzi 

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.

OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!

popparazzi by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017

factwards 

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

gratisfying 

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...

After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...

gratisfying by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016

mehxican food 

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

mehxican food by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015

nalgenius 

Someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle - usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.

That dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in Patagonia. He such a nalgenius. And that BPA-free water bottle of his is sick - did you see the wear marks on it?

nalgenius by one 'f' Jeph November 8, 2015

trailer juice

Mountain Dew

Grab me a 2-liter of trailer juice at the mini mart Ma! I finished the last of it at breakfast.

trailer juice by one 'f' Jeph May 14, 2014

Pauxder 

Fresh man-made snow.

This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.

Pauxder by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014