one 'f' Jeph's definitions

textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.

I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021

vaccinationcation

Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.

Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.

by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021

deja ew

When you experience something disgusting - again...

Had another case of deja ew when I ate at that disgusting taco place - when will I learn?

by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...

After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...

by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016

Trader Joys

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...

Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.

by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022