Definitions by olive man

dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

dry land turd by olive man July 13, 2015

Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.

Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd

Dry Land Turd by olive man July 13, 2015

coitsian 

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015

Menstrual mouth 

Performing oral sex on a girl who is having her period menstruating.

A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"

Menstrual mouth by olive man November 22, 2014

twattoo 

The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.

"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"

twattoo by olive man July 3, 2014