oPtIc FaTmAl's definitions

pat fusty

A large monkey found in the game 'bloons tower defence 6' (btd6). He is known for his immense strength, funny name and voice, that may lead one to the assumption that he may be mentally deficient.

'did you see pat fusty on the news?'

'He massacred all those children!'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022

John Pork

John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).

"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"

"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird

A man who gets no bitches on his dick.

"You're telling me he died a virgin?"
"yeah man, he was a Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird."

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

2.6

A cycle deck used in the popular mobile game, Clash Royal. The deck takes 0 skill and relies on the fact that hog rider is a stupid, broken card. Users of this deck are most likely mentally challenged and social rejects.

'what deck do you use?'

'2.6 hog cycle'

'how many bitches you get?'
'0'
"understandable'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022

Minki Park

Minki Park was an alias used by trolls to terrorise GTA V roleplaying servers throughout early 2022.

A common prank done by Minki was to park cars inside the Pillbox hospital and to be an overall nuisance which later resulted in their ban.

god i hate minki park

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022