notapaki's definitions

slice

Literally, the female gash. But generally used in a positive situation.

Whoah! look at that tasty slice over there!

(Or, if her mother is present "Whoah! I want some Old Slice!).

by notapaki August 20, 2003

minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.

Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!

by notapaki August 27, 2003

knobcheese

What? No VIZ readers posting to this site?
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.

I'm hungry - is there anything to eat?

KNOBCHEESE!!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

by notapaki September 2, 2003

fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

terrorism

Disagreement with governing establishment. Was popular in USA in 1960's and early 70's in respect of "peace keeping" initiatives in Vietnam. Unfortunately, US dissenters didn't have conviviction in their beliefs to do more than wave flags and shout slogans. Many other cultures are prepared to make violent, destructive protests to imperialist dominance that disgusts them. Now considered an offence worthy of termination with extreme prejudice by US government that clearly has the right to dictate standards of behaviour and culture to everyone else alive in the world.

We will rid the world of terrorism. Well, except for Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, the Middle East and the Pacific Rim. But if we achieve this, it'll keep us clear for another 20-30 years. However, we will declare war with no reason (I.E. No hostile actions) on any fucking sandnigger that threatens our oil supply.
From the "State of the nation as I really believe it" G. W. Bush, leader of the free world (IQ 67).

by notapaki August 7, 2003

freedom fries

Is George Dubya really responsible for this stupidity? If this had been introduced in a Fox Sitcom, the show would have been cancelled instantly.
However, an urbandictionary calls for a definition so...
'Freedom Fries' - A food product not available to the vast majority of the World's population.

Would you like freedom Fries with that?

No,please. let me have some potable water and possibly some surgical attention to these wounds I received from American terrorists.. sorry, liberators. I feel so free now that my family are all dead and my home was destroyed.

by notapaki July 31, 2003