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slice

Literally, the female gash. But generally used in a positive situation.
Whoah! look at that tasty slice over there!

(Or, if her mother is present "Whoah! I want some Old Slice!).
by notapaki August 20, 2003
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minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.
Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!
by notapaki August 27, 2003
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knobcheese

What? No VIZ readers posting to this site?
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
I'm hungry - is there anything to eat?

KNOBCHEESE!!
by notapaki August 10, 2003
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cock

1. A well admired, respected and prominent member of the local community.
2. A colloquial greeting indicating friendship, usually in the London (or Cockney) area.
3. As alluded to by most of the previous posters, colloquiallism for penis.
4. Oh yeah. The original male chicken reference.
1. Look at him - he's the cock of the walk.
2. 'ello John - got the time on yer, cock.?
No, on me wrist actually.
3. I like to put my cock in girls, but it's nearly as good to pull it until I jizz on my mum's face.
4. I know you said it's chicken, but it tastes like cock.

And if anybody reads this far, the proper word is PRICK.
by notapaki August 7, 2003
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fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.
Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!
by notapaki September 2, 2003
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freedom fries

Is George Dubya really responsible for this stupidity? If this had been introduced in a Fox Sitcom, the show would have been cancelled instantly.
However, an urbandictionary calls for a definition so...
'Freedom Fries' - A food product not available to the vast majority of the World's population.
Would you like freedom Fries with that?

No,please. let me have some potable water and possibly some surgical attention to these wounds I received from American terrorists.. sorry, liberators. I feel so free now that my family are all dead and my home was destroyed.
by notapaki July 31, 2003
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fat cunt

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!
by notapaki August 10, 2003
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