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Definitions by notapaki

knobcheese 

What? No VIZ readers posting to this site?
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
I'm hungry - is there anything to eat?

KNOBCHEESE!!
knobcheese by notapaki August 10, 2003

tie one on 

Indulge in consumption of alcoholic beverages; probably until physical impairment sets in.
I got sacked today - fuck it, I'm gonna tie one on
tie one on by notapaki August 10, 2003
(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!
fat cunt by notapaki August 10, 2003

Martha Stewart

Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.
I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart by notapaki August 10, 2003

terrorism 

Disagreement with governing establishment. Was popular in USA in 1960's and early 70's in respect of "peace keeping" initiatives in Vietnam. Unfortunately, US dissenters didn't have conviviction in their beliefs to do more than wave flags and shout slogans. Many other cultures are prepared to make violent, destructive protests to imperialist dominance that disgusts them. Now considered an offence worthy of termination with extreme prejudice by US government that clearly has the right to dictate standards of behaviour and culture to everyone else alive in the world.
We will rid the world of terrorism. Well, except for Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, the Middle East and the Pacific Rim. But if we achieve this, it'll keep us clear for another 20-30 years. However, we will declare war with no reason (I.E. No hostile actions) on any fucking sandnigger that threatens our oil supply.
From the "State of the nation as I really believe it" G. W. Bush, leader of the free world (IQ 67).
terrorism by notapaki August 7, 2003
1. A well admired, respected and prominent member of the local community.
2. A colloquial greeting indicating friendship, usually in the London (or Cockney) area.
3. As alluded to by most of the previous posters, colloquiallism for penis.
4. Oh yeah. The original male chicken reference.
1. Look at him - he's the cock of the walk.
2. 'ello John - got the time on yer, cock.?
No, on me wrist actually.
3. I like to put my cock in girls, but it's nearly as good to pull it until I jizz on my mum's face.
4. I know you said it's chicken, but it tastes like cock.

And if anybody reads this far, the proper word is PRICK.
cock by notapaki August 7, 2003

freedom fries

Is George Dubya really responsible for this stupidity? If this had been introduced in a Fox Sitcom, the show would have been cancelled instantly.
However, an urbandictionary calls for a definition so...
'Freedom Fries' - A food product not available to the vast majority of the World's population.
Would you like freedom Fries with that?

No,please. let me have some potable water and possibly some surgical attention to these wounds I received from American terrorists.. sorry, liberators. I feel so free now that my family are all dead and my home was destroyed.
freedom fries by notapaki July 31, 2003