fock

Fock off, you Oirish cont!!!

Fockin focker's focking focked.

by notapaki September 02, 2003

knobsucker

seems as if it should be genderless but actually it's not. It means fucking homo.

Yeah, she sucks dicks but watch out for him, he's a fucking knobsucker.

by notapaki October 28, 2003

Martha Stewart

Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.

I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.

by notapaki August 10, 2003

freedom fries

Is George Dubya really responsible for this stupidity? If this had been introduced in a Fox Sitcom, the show would have been cancelled instantly.
However, an urbandictionary calls for a definition so...
'Freedom Fries' - A food product not available to the vast majority of the World's population.

Would you like freedom Fries with that?

No,please. let me have some potable water and possibly some surgical attention to these wounds I received from American terrorists.. sorry, liberators. I feel so free now that my family are all dead and my home was destroyed.

by notapaki July 31, 2003

stripe

verb: To Twat, To Lash, To Chin, To Glass, To Deck, To Fetch the fucker...... ad nauseam

If that cunt opens his gob once more, I'll fucking stripe the cunt!!!

by notapaki October 24, 2003

fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

terrorism

Disagreement with governing establishment. Was popular in USA in 1960's and early 70's in respect of "peace keeping" initiatives in Vietnam. Unfortunately, US dissenters didn't have conviviction in their beliefs to do more than wave flags and shout slogans. Many other cultures are prepared to make violent, destructive protests to imperialist dominance that disgusts them. Now considered an offence worthy of termination with extreme prejudice by US government that clearly has the right to dictate standards of behaviour and culture to everyone else alive in the world.

We will rid the world of terrorism. Well, except for Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, the Middle East and the Pacific Rim. But if we achieve this, it'll keep us clear for another 20-30 years. However, we will declare war with no reason (I.E. No hostile actions) on any fucking sandnigger that threatens our oil supply.
From the "State of the nation as I really believe it" G. W. Bush, leader of the free world (IQ 67).

by notapaki August 07, 2003