notapaki's definitions

Martha Stewart

Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.

I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.

by notapaki August 10, 2003

twat

Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.

1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!

by notapaki January 6, 2007

slice

Literally, the female gash. But generally used in a positive situation.

Whoah! look at that tasty slice over there!

(Or, if her mother is present "Whoah! I want some Old Slice!).

by notapaki August 20, 2003

minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.

Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!

by notapaki August 27, 2003

fock

Fock off, you Oirish cont!!!

Fockin focker's focking focked.

by notapaki September 2, 2003

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

by notapaki September 2, 2003

shithead

Why does everybody want to pronounce this word as "Shitehead"? That's an entirely different word, from a Scots origin. Shithead is a very simple insult - it just means cretin, imbecile, unpleasant person, tosser, worthless pile of wank... just anyone who upset you recently. (and how do you change the pronunciation entry for an item that already has one posted???)

George Bush junior- what a fucking SHITHEAD!!!

by notapaki July 30, 2003