ninjastic

An oxymoron using ninja and fantastic seeing as how ninjas actually equal teh sux
man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot... i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic
by not_michael October 13, 2004
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Jesus Lot

An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Tendersass

tend·er·sass
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Verbing

Verbing: v
1. Taking a word that is not a verb and turning it into a verb by adding -ing to the end.

Comes from the latin word "verb" meaning "an action" and the root "-ing" meaning "making the word infront of it a verb."
1) I decided that the word verb needed to under go a verbing to create the word verbing so I could use it to describe the process that the word verb just under went.
2) I felt sorry for the word "strong" since it was but a mere adjective so I decided to make it a verb but making it undergo the process of verbing thus making it the verb "stronging."
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Half Dollar

50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.
At The Triade's monthly meeting:
Man, Half Dollar's music sucks so much... Grrrrrrr
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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