norlane spastic 69's definitions

Rotted Jewia

A festering piece of scum that can take many forms which is usually throw at the office shredder in hopes to antagonise and ruffle his feathers.

Sellequestial Office King - "Oi Shreklan mate cop this ya fucken"
*Rotted Jewia hits Shreklan in the face*
Shreklan - "Yuck why the fuck did you throw a rotted Jewia at me?"

by norlane spastic 69 April 2, 2023

Sacka Jemmima

A small sandwitch which is served on a silver platter by qualified baddies at a work fuction.
The orgin of Sacka Jemmima are from when Sacagewae served sandwitches to her companions that one time.

"Oh hello, can I interest you in a Sacka Jemmima perhaps?"

"Oh shitttt bitch that Sacka Jemmima is fire, gimme another one ya dawg!

by norlane spastic 69 February 20, 2023

Soggy Jemmima

A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.

Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you

by norlane spastic 69 January 16, 2023