non wrestler's definitions

hardrive

one of the most powerful beings known to mankind. it is very rarely seen on its knees.

Here's the plan, Hardrive get on your knees!

by non wrestler April 13, 2005

cloakboy

a person who holds the world record for wrestling the most naked men at one time. ledgend says he camped for actors in a gay porno and he wrestled them when he got too turned on to keep camping.

Guy 1: Hey, are you ready for wrestling practice?
Guy 2: I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Oh, my mistake, i thought u were cloakboy; the person who holds the world record for wrestling the most naked men at one time.
Guy 2: Nope. I am not cloakboy/a wrestler.

by non wrestler April 13, 2005

nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005