noah's definitions

machine

The government.

The machine has made many unfair laws.

by Noah June 29, 2003

Rohypnoled

The verb of Rohypnol.

shut your face or you'll find yourself Rohypnoled.

by noah April 5, 2005

shock cock

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.

Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.

by Noah March 24, 2004

Super Attack Mode Clan

a battlefield clan that owns or will own WS, XOXO, and other 1337 clans. Originated in spring 2004.

The Super Attack Mode Clan totally owned Cangame today.

by Noah November 12, 2004

sears tower

When you get a stiffy before a girl even touches you.

When Joanna walked by Mark, he immediatly turned into the Sears Tower.

by Noah November 25, 2004

oyf

A general expression of dismay, usually said by Canadians.

Similar to oy.

oyf, my roommate is a baptist.

by Noah July 2, 2004

double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.

She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!

by Noah August 11, 2004