borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
by no snitchin May 05, 2018
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heartass

a word for a lovesick fool, someone who gives another person, their everything receiving nothing in return. having a hopeless crush on someone, or not being to let go of the people who clearly have no interest or care for you
person 1: i told jake how i felt about him, maybe hell actually make a move
person 2: it’s been 3 years, you're such a heartass
by no snitchin May 17, 2018
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send it

yikes i think i’m gonna send it
by no snitchin December 09, 2019
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disorder attention seeker

a girl who pretends that she has a mental disease/disorder such as depression, anxiety, OCD, etc. to look cool or popular and/or receive special attention. very selfish and rude to people who were clinically diagnosed with the disorder
disorder attention seeker: im such a clean freak i think i have OCD!!!1111!!!!!111
by no snitchin November 02, 2014
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tweaker shake

the shake that tweaker’s have basically all the time. most likely nerve damage from their hard drugs.
“have you seen uncle jake recently?”
“no, why?”
“well he’s got tweaker shake now”
“damn is it bad?”
by no snitchin October 23, 2017
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gayzone

much like the friendzone, the gayzone happens when the person of interest assumes that you are gay and treats you as if you're a friend, when you're actually attracted to them and have been trying to show that you like them. happens especially to bisexual people. may talk about their ex's or their crushes with you, making you feel even shittier about yourself.
"i have a crush on john but he talks about olivia and how hot she is to me, im pretty sure he gayzoned me"

"i told rick that he was hot and he asked if i was straight, i love being gay zoned!!!!"
by no snitchin April 19, 2018
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bermuda crack

the crack between the 2 front sets of a car and the console. if you drop something into the bermuda crack, theres a good chance you won't be able to get it out without having to take the seat out or painfully shoving your hand into it to get whatever it is you dropped out.
"i dropped a bunch of fries into the bermuda crack, now my car smalls like mcdonalds"
" i spilled the weed into the bermuda crack, sorry bro"

"my $20 just fell into the bermuda crack, never getting that back"
by no snitchin August 10, 2017
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