Definitions by no muscles

HCS 

Human Centapied Surgery. the surgery that is preformed on the movie "The Human Centapied". the most horable surgery.

i do not want to have HCS.

HCS by no muscles January 4, 2011

Blue Waffle 

A disease that you will get if you EVER masturbate. Thats right if you are a guy and you EVER!!! masturbate than your penis will fall of and will be replace by a blue waffle, Google Blue waffle if you would like to know what it is

Omg i was so horny last night and i masturbated and this morning Instead of my usual morning wood i had a blue waffle!!!
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me so i masturbated and when i woke up i had a blue waffle, now i'm not sure how to have sex with it.

Blue Waffle by no muscles November 12, 2010

poms 

pissed off mom syndrome.

my mom has poms.

poms by no muscles October 28, 2010

mushing 

when you take a shit in the woods and dont wipe your ass.

man 1: man i had to take a shit and had no tp.
man 2: so you had to go mushing?
man 1: yha man it sucked so bad.

mushing by no muscles October 26, 2010

scaggie style

the same as "doggie style" but much much rougher. so hard infact that it makes you bleed

"I couldn't walk straight for a week after having scaggie style with this guy. "I had to put ice imbetween my theighs for 5 hours after getting it scaggie style.

scaggie style by no muscles September 14, 2010

mushu 

a fat person that likes to have sex with turtles and eat midgets. A guy that likes to touch peoples nipples regardless of their gender. A guy that distrubutes child pornography. Makes children cry, and makes old ladies shit themselves.

omg i didn't know there were any mushu's in this town.

mushu by no muscles September 14, 2010