Definitions by nlolhere

Valedictorian 

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

Valedictorian by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Piracy 

Downloading and distributing copyrighted content (music, software, games, audio, etc.) for free and without permission. Despite it being illegal, it’s way more common than you would think. You’ve most likely watched pirated content before.

An example of piracy is downloading an entire movie for free and then posting it on YouTube without editing it at all.

Piracy by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Porn 

You’ll know it when you see it.

Porn is difficult to describe, but when you see it, you’ll know it’s porn.

Porn by nlolhere June 25, 2020

meta

a reddit term used to describe posts in a subreddit about or referencing the state of it

this meta post was funny

meta by nlolhere June 25, 2020

fair use 

According to the YouTube copyright system, this law does not exist.

I was abiding by fair use and yet YouTube still took down my video

fair use by nlolhere June 25, 2020

4chan 

The dark web of the surface web

4chan can be fucking scary sometimes

4chan by nlolhere June 25, 2020

no example 

What people used to use when they couldn’t think of an example, until Urban Dictionary forced you to include the word in it

No example

no example by nlolhere June 25, 2020