njc's definitions

crapdusting

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.

"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."

by NJC November 30, 2009

purple pounder

White man slang for an African American mans penis. Often times used during jealous or disgusting references.

Shit man, that movie has purple pounders in it!

Ahhh damn, turn that sick shit off!

by NJC March 29, 2005

Sweet Lou

1)The act of making very queer noises or words. 2) When your a complete retard you are a sweet lou. 3) Person with a queer shaped head

Andy - "Nahhhh, crazelburgh, na higenpitz, neee ha"

All - "Sweet Lou shut the fuck up. Honestly you are a god damn retard."

by NJC April 2, 2005

dis bitch

A way to reference dat hoe

I'm hittin dis bitch tonight.

by NJC June 24, 2004

shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of

*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?

by NJC March 29, 2005

Polican

A Spanish Mexican mix. 2) One who's blood contains vast amounts of Polish and Mexican blood.

So his dad is Polish and his mom is Mexican, wait wait wait, so Carlos is a Polican!?!?!

by NJC March 29, 2005