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Definitions by nicnoc

"So we were just there in a bar minding our own business when we were overrun by a massive paussie. Things got out of hand."

"Beware the Tzion and Banny paussie! Those guys drink till they shit."
Paussie by Nicnoc October 20, 2010

person attached to your dick 

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.
Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"

Gayristocrat 

1. A homosexual male who is a member of the ruling class or of the nobility, or one who has royal blood.

2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.
Dave is a natural gayristocrat who insisted on lodging in a Swedish castle when he toured Europe last spring.
Gayristocrat by Nicnoc October 7, 2010