bitch pad

The rear seat on a motorcycle

She rode on the bitch pad of the motorcyle.

by nick_g June 23, 2011

dracula

nown : a device which drains extensive amounts of resources

The DVR is a dracula, using tremendous amounts of power when you are not watching TV.

by nick_g June 30, 2011

big Al and the boys

The male sexual genitals

Fully nude, he ran across the room with big Al and the boys in full view.

by nick_g June 19, 2010

key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 01, 2010

no brainer

A question with an obvious response.

Dude 1: Will you take the money?

Dude 2: Yes I will! It's a no brainer.

by nick_g August 12, 2011

brew haha

a large fuss

The solution is simple, don't make such a brew haha over it...

by nick_g July 11, 2011

mice type

Small type conditions that are put on the bottom (or back) of a contract.

Be sure to read the mice type conditions printed on the bottom of the contract.

by nick_g July 12, 2011