nick's definitions

Balls

to the extreme

its cold as balls out here

by nick March 15, 2003

Crono

The main character from Chrono Trigger who destroyed the destroyer of the planet (Lavos). He uses swords, katanas, and a swallow.

Frog: Crono, you hath potential to be a good swordsman!

by Nick July 7, 2003

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

by nick April 7, 2005

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

RE

it means Resident Evil, you numbnuts!

Jill almost became a "Jill Sandwitch" in the video game Resident Evil

by Nick June 3, 2005

goulies

umm. english slang 4 balls or bollocks

someone stamped on sam's goulies

by Nick February 1, 2004