nicholas d's definitions

debauchery

A dorky word meaning an occurrence of crazy inappropriate behavior, such as an orgy. What it usually means in practice is a night where some drinking occurs and people act slightly less uptight than usual. The kind of people who get involved in real "debauchery" never use this word.

Dwight: "Wow, that physics party was off the heezy for sheezy! I had like 6 beers and we played strip poker and these two girls stripped all the way down to their bra and panties! Such debauchery!"
Ted: "Shut up man - you have no clue. I just woke up next to three hookers in a pool of my own vomit with coke powder scattered all over myself and a new dick piercing that I have no clue how I got. I'll catch you later. I need to head to the doc - it itches. Typical Thursday night."

by Nicholas D August 14, 2008

put a ring on it

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

manel

A conference panel where the speakers are all male. The term is used by feminists to shame people who don't practice gender inclusivity.

Can you believe there wasn't a single woman on the panel - I mean manel - at the "Firsthand experiences with erectile dysfunction" talk? What an outrage!

by Nicholas D December 14, 2021

dry spot

A grave. To put someone in a dry spot is to kill them.

"Feel these hot rocks fellas, put you in a dry spot fellas, in a pine box with nine shots from my glock fellas." -Nas, "Ether"

Chaz: "Oh, oh, oh!" *SPLAT!*
Ashley: "Dammit Chaz, you missed and got it all over my face and the bed again."
Chaz: "Oops, my bad. Good night." *rolls over to sleep*
Ashley: "What? Get your ass up! I'm not sleeping in the wet spot over here!"
Chaz: "Hey, it's better than sleeping in a dry spot...am I right?"
Ashley: "Well yeah, but-"
Chaz: "Trying to sleep over here, woman! Pipe down!"

by Nicholas D February 27, 2011

growler

1) A half gallon container that is usually filled with beer.
2) A vagina.
3) A loud, messy crap.

Jake: "Did you go out and get some growler after you drank that entire growler last night?"
Tim: "No, it just made me have to take a major growler. I spent most of the night on the john."

by Nicholas D May 28, 2009

run up and squeeze

To approach and shoot somebody.

"I'll run up and squeeze and put a hole in ya." - 50 Cent, "Places to Go"

Manny: "Bitch did you just step on my foot?"
Reggie: "Chill man, it was an accident."
Manny: "Fool oh no you didn't. I'm fin' to spark metal on yo' ass."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna ride on you, dogg."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna run up and pop you."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna bust a cap in yo' ass."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm fin' to blast my gat on you."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna roll up and squeeze and put a hole in ya."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna shoot you!"
Reggie: "Oh ok. I really didn't understand what you were trying to say there. You've been spending too much time on Urban Dictionary. You should cut down on the slang if you want to get your point across effectively."
Manny: "Wow, I never thought of it that way. Now that you mention it, I should make an attempt to use more straightforward language in the future when threatening someone. Thanks for the tip."
Reggie: "No problem. See you later."

by Nicholas D October 1, 2009

fecal festival

A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.

Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.

by Nicholas D January 19, 2008