Definitions by nicest terrorist

crusty nagtooth 

to shove a pinecone into someones ass and throw them into a cactus

dude i gave frank a crusty nagtooth and now he is constupated

crusty nagtooth by nicest terrorist December 28, 2008

fat freak 

someone who is all happy and runs into k mart at 4 am on black friday. they buy themselves a yearly supply of twinkies, cakes, and other food fat people eat. in downtown they scream at trash and cars and they faint when they stand up. next time you see one of them be sure to bring twinkies to throw so they will not eat you

why is there fat freaks in every mcdonalds?

fat freak by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

easter bomb 

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

easter bomb by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

sprite 

a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans

thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels

sprite by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

bird fuck

a more funny and inpolite way to say bird shit

dammit i just washed my windshield and now there is bird fuck on it

bird fuck by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

fruitcake 

its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet

"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen

fruitcake by nicest terrorist December 23, 2008