cock stalking

a rather large condom

I had to wear the cock stalking while bagging your mother.

by nathaniel eidson April 08, 2006

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006