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Invezzling, a portmanteau of investing and embezzling.
J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal. Fucking tight-ass."
by natalie portmanteaux November 5, 2021
Get the invezzling mug.Terry: "Someone's putting chemicals in their food and iit's messing with our bodies. Like, have you felt really horny and really sterile lately?"
Korvo: "They genetically modified the cows on Earth. That's not a conspiracy. It's just the soulless pillage of a living creature's dignity."
Terry: "I'm seeing all the twisted threads here. The only part I'm missing is, you know, the bigger thread that connects them. But I'm close to uncovering it. B-T dubs, Jess, whatever you're making smells scrumplicious."
Jesse: "Thank you, Chef!"
Korvo: "They genetically modified the cows on Earth. That's not a conspiracy. It's just the soulless pillage of a living creature's dignity."
Terry: "I'm seeing all the twisted threads here. The only part I'm missing is, you know, the bigger thread that connects them. But I'm close to uncovering it. B-T dubs, Jess, whatever you're making smells scrumplicious."
Jesse: "Thank you, Chef!"
by natalie portmanteaux August 29, 2024
Get the scrumplicious mug.Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024
Get the wet-getables mug."I'm not a vagrant... I'm a hobo. Big difference."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
by natalie portmanteaux January 27, 2021
Get the hobo mug.Archer: "I've changed, Lana."
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
by natalie portmanteaux May 13, 2021
Get the Spreefs mug.Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
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Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."
Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."
Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021
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