natalie portmanteaux's definitions
A portmanteau of sexually and sensually.
Judy: "Thanks for helping me, guys. I mean, Gill is nice, he is nice, but I am not interested in him sexually, or sensually, or sexsensually, which is sеx, but with candles and a breeze."
by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022
Get the sexsensuallymug. "Banana life hack!!! Collect all the stringy bits and make a big plate of sweet, grainy banoodles!!"
by natalie portmanteaux January 15, 2023
Get the banoodlesmug. Terry: "Someone's putting chemicals in their food and iit's messing with our bodies. Like, have you felt really horny and really sterile lately?"
Korvo: "They genetically modified the cows on Earth. That's not a conspiracy. It's just the soulless pillage of a living creature's dignity."
Terry: "I'm seeing all the twisted threads here. The only part I'm missing is, you know, the bigger thread that connects them. But I'm close to uncovering it. B-T dubs, Jess, whatever you're making smells scrumplicious."
Jesse: "Thank you, Chef!"
Korvo: "They genetically modified the cows on Earth. That's not a conspiracy. It's just the soulless pillage of a living creature's dignity."
Terry: "I'm seeing all the twisted threads here. The only part I'm missing is, you know, the bigger thread that connects them. But I'm close to uncovering it. B-T dubs, Jess, whatever you're making smells scrumplicious."
Jesse: "Thank you, Chef!"
by natalie portmanteaux August 29, 2024
Get the scrumpliciousmug. Archer: "I've changed, Lana."
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
by natalie portmanteaux May 13, 2021
Get the Spreefsmug. Invezzling, a portmanteau of investing and embezzling.
J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal. Fucking tight-ass."
by natalie portmanteaux November 5, 2021
Get the invezzlingmug. Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024
Get the wet-getablesmug. "I'm not a vagrant... I'm a hobo. Big difference."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
by natalie portmanteaux January 27, 2021
Get the hobomug.