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Apronym, a portmanteau of apropos and acronym, is a word which, as an acronym or backronym, has a meaning related to the meaning of the words constituting the acronym or backronym; such as PLATO for "Programmed Logic for Automated Teaching Operations" alluding to Plato, the philosopher and teacher.
"Oral tradition indicates that the fish was the recognition symbol of the first Christians. The Greek word for it is ICHTYS, with the individual letters of the apronym for Iesòus Christòs Theòu Yiòs Sotèr (Jesus Christ the Son of God the Savior)."
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
Get the apronym mug.Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
Get the abso-slut-ly mug.Linda: "Tina, you're missing breakfast. Your frozen waffles are gonna refreeze."
Louise: "Mine is somehow burnt and frozen? It defies science."
Gene: "I love Mom's waffsicles."
Tina: "I'll have to take my waffsicles to go. Dad and I have a meeting. Right, Dad?"
Louise: "Mine is somehow burnt and frozen? It defies science."
Gene: "I love Mom's waffsicles."
Tina: "I'll have to take my waffsicles to go. Dad and I have a meeting. Right, Dad?"
by natalie portmanteaux November 13, 2023
Get the waffsicle mug.Naco, a portmanteau of nacho and taco. Coined by Ron Stoppable in the tv show Kim Possible.
It is created by taking nacho chips and cheese, mixing them with the fillings of a taco, placing it all in a tortilla, and lifting up the sides to form the bag-like shape.
It is created by taking nacho chips and cheese, mixing them with the fillings of a taco, placing it all in a tortilla, and lifting up the sides to form the bag-like shape.
Kim: "What are you eating?"
Ron: "Taco meets nacho. I call it the 'Naco'!"
Kim: "I call it 'gross beyond reason.'"
Ron: "Do you want some?"
Rufus: "Mmm! Naco!"
Ron: "Taco meets nacho. I call it the 'Naco'!"
Kim: "I call it 'gross beyond reason.'"
Ron: "Do you want some?"
Rufus: "Mmm! Naco!"
by natalie portmanteaux April 28, 2021
Get the naco mug.A portmanteau of Home Ec and restaurant. Coined by Bob Belcher in the tv show Bob's Burgers.
When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.
When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.
Jocelyn: “You guys, we're not a restaurant. Go away.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 7, 2023
Get the Home Ec-staurant mug.Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021
Get the chlamydiot mug.Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
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