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Satan`s way of torturing us on Earth

I kept on getting ads every fucking time I logged into something and they made me depressed

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

I hate school

The thing that literally every kid in the world thinks in their heads.

Man I hate school. Fuck everybody there. Especially the teachers.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Ur mom

A dead meme that only cringey 6 year olds use anymore.

Bruh did he just say "ur mom"? What a loser

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Will to live

Something I don`t have.

Me: I have no will to live
Friend: Why?
Me: Because Fortnite players are everywhere I turn
Friend: Fair enough

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Human Verification

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

Inside jokes

The thing that Urban Dictionary hates and will not let you publish a definition if it includes an inside joke

I made inside jokes and Urban Dictionary got triggered

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Celery

Satan`s food.

Celery is made from the deepest pits of hell

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020