Random Crit

The most annoying bullshit in Team Fortress 2. Unless you got the Crit, then it's funny.

Motherfucking random Crit, you woulda been dead you am I spamming fuckboy.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 06, 2020

Shaxx

Gaurdian that runs the Crucible. Yells a lot, enjoys when you throw grenades. May or may not have a sexual relationship with Mara Sov.

Shaxx: That was a hard defeat. You know what might have helped? THROWING MORE GRENADES.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 07, 2020

Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

Alpha Series

The first type of Big Daddy made in Bioshock. Considered a failed due to their binding with only one little sister. Sports the same traits as any other big daddy, except the Alpha series are able to use Plasmids. If the bond with a little sister is broken off for too long, they will go insane and attack anything They see.

Sinclair: Well Sport, I didn’t expect to see an Alpha Series just walking around.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 30, 2020

Big Sister

A big sister is a little sister that has grown up, and is no longer capable of collecting Adam from corpses. They are in a deep sea diver suit, just like a Big Daddy. They are able to use Plasmids, and have a large needle to take Adam and transfer it into themselves.

Eleanor: If I can survive, I’ll need to become like you. I’ll need to become a big sister.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 30, 2020

Redditor

Most likely a skinny, pale creature that lives on caves or other dark areas. The only thing they do is mindlessly scroll through Reddit for hours. Most likely is a Virgin, so will try to Simp for anyone of the opposite gender.

"Hey what was that scratching in your basement"?
"Probably just a wild Redditor".

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 08, 2020

Mara Sov

Queen of the Awoken. Former leader of the reef, now not even in this dimension. Is able to talk through an oracle machine. May or may not have a sexual relationship with Shaxx.

The queen...Mara Sov...split between....dimensions..

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 07, 2020