Definitions by my uterus and i

Simple Plan 

originally thought of as just that shitty band, simple plan can now be placed on anything/anyone that is a huge embarrassment in general.

"my dads glasses fold up into a 1 inch case. what a failure. what a simple-planning son of a bitch"

"why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of-
"thats it! simple plan! its like code for lame ass! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music!"
"you're so right! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"

Simple Plan by my uterus and i December 17, 2005

I'm over it 

By no means am I over it.

"Sorry I made porn with your sister on our wedding day."
"Whatever, I'm over it."

I'm over it by my uterus and i October 4, 2005

Metallica 

the universal soundtrack for masturbation

"Why watch xxx movies when you can just listen to Metallica?"

Metallica by my uterus and i October 4, 2005

Waste of Gas 

taking the long way, intentionally.

"Hey look! A van full of cute boys! Lets follow them and afterwards get lost for a very long time!"

"Yeah what a fun waste of gas that would be! 'Welcome to Oklahoma'..well that's odd."

Waste of Gas by my uterus and i September 30, 2005

carpet lake 

the geographical region of the room for any kid in the midst of the game "dont touch the ground its lava." the carpet lake is a piece of land (carpet) which you can touch without being "burned."

"When Zach jumped from the bunk bed, I had no choice but to find 5 seconds of safety at the carpet lake."

carpet lake by my uterus and i September 30, 2005

thuper 

super for someone with a lisp.

"Dr. Pepper i' thuper!"

thuper by my uterus and i September 30, 2005

egg-suckin' coonhound 

George W. Bush according to grandpa.

"That doggone Bush is nothin' but an egg-suckin' coonhound. When I's was livin' in Louisiana those hounds would snicker on up into the chicken coops and suck the babies right outa those eggs. Just Like That Damned George Dubya Bush."

egg-suckin' coonhound by my uterus and i September 27, 2005