hurts like fuck

when something hurts, reeeeeeal bad.
I have a chipped tooth, that shit hurts like fuck
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Fucking Hostile

1. a badass song by one of the greatest groove metallers of all time, Pantera.

2. very very angry

3. how every american felt about muslims/islams in the following days of 9/11
1. To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fucking hostile

2. Guy A - "I CANT BEAT THIS FUCKING GAME"
Guy B - "Chill bro, hit the bong again"
Guy A - "I CAN'T, IM TOO FUCKING HOSTILE"

3. -an american watches a towel head walk down his street. the date is 9/12/2001-
American (to themself) - "Think i'm fucking hostile now, ill show you fucking hostile you god damn towel head"
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go kick ass

1. a phrase used to shoo away annoying people in a relatively respectful/feel good manner who are trying to tell you how great they can do something.

2. a phrase to use when you are legitimately happy for someone.
1. davey: dude, did you see the awesome lamp i made in woodshop the other day? it was cool huh?

joe: (half ignoring him, trying to get him to het the hint and leave) mhm.

davey: ya see man, all you need to do after you have the overall design done out on the lathe, you need to go-

joe: yeah dude. go kick ass. im actually kinda busy right now.

2. lynn: im so excited! i finally learned that swimming trick the other day!

annie: go kick ass, lynn! thats great!
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after-da-flush rush

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.
donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!
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morning musk

that stench you get when you wake up in the morning. combines how bad your breath and b.o. are
ed: hey guys, whats up?
justin: dude, you smell like morning musk, you just wake up? go brush your teeth and shower
ed: right, sorry...
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Jimi-jams

(n)
1. Jams to the sweet sweet music of Jimi Hendrix
2. Pants that you wear when you go to sleep.
1. Break out the Jimi-jams!
2. *Yawn* Break out the jimi-jams.
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butthole blitzer

homosexual male who enjoys rough anal sex, either pitching or catching.
tony, youre such butthole blitzer, shut the fuck up already.
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