with all due respect

‎"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz

"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry

by mum61e January 23, 2012

whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

by mum61e January 19, 2012

NLU

Stands for "Not Like Us", cf. PLU = "People Like Us".

Chiefly British English. Snobbishly indicates someone of a different, usually lower, social class.

"I don't want you playing with those nasty children from down the street: they're NLU."

by mum61e December 28, 2011

pencil-fucked

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.

The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.

by mum61e January 02, 2012

femonist

Conflation of emo and feminist: a woman, usually young, who equates the petty annoyances of her everyday life to real and urgent women's issues.

The femonist complained that, at her sucky store-clerk job, that she hates, two older guys had tried to cheer her up.

"#FML #misogyny #killallmen" she tweeted angrily.

by mum61e April 03, 2013

fellacity

noun, from "veracity", the act of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, cf. adj., fellacious, as in "a fellacious argument".

Dick's fellacity finally convinced Jane.

by mum61e November 29, 2012