mugwump's definitions

twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 10, 2004

pussypusher

A pimp,or a heterosexual male who disdains anal intercourse.

"I don't do the ass man I'm a PUSSY PUSHER." Or:"See that pimp man he's the biggest PUSSYPUSHER in town."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004