muff man's definitions

muff trimmer

one who trims a girls muff

that muff trimmer was a good job on me

by muff man November 4, 2003

Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 2, 2003

ether

An organic solvent. used for removing goo in moving parts

I used ether to clear my car's carburetor. Two shots and it fired up good.

by muff man April 26, 2004