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Definitions by much_professional

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.
Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed
smurf by much_professional June 29, 2018
Someone who is so ginger his soul count is negative.
How come even your leg hair is gold, Weasley?
Weasley by much_professional June 14, 2018
Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.
Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!
Granger by much_professional June 14, 2018

kiss my ass goodbye 

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."
Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye