Definitions by much_professional

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

smurf by much_professional June 29, 2018

Weasley 

Someone who is so ginger his soul count is negative.

How come even your leg hair is gold, Weasley?

Weasley by much_professional June 14, 2018

Granger 

Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.

Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!

Granger by much_professional June 14, 2018

kiss my ass goodbye 

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

kiss my ass goodbye by much_professional June 14, 2018