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Yep, you're probably bored.

Bored as fuck level: 2

40 seconds till end of computer time... let's see

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by much_professional August 14, 2018

homework whore

A teacher who gives (way x100) too much homework.

Teacher: I won't give a lot of homework for the holidays this time. I promise, okay?

Students: Yaaas

Teacher: So just page one to five... hundred... for... the maths booklet? And an essay on the history of the royal family, a circuit diagram for an air conditioner, a German composition on the top 10 jobs you wish to have, please elaborate, the experimental table on hydrogen combustion, a repainting of Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh, practice Canon in D on the piccolo...

Students after class: homework whore >:(

by much_professional July 01, 2018

chao geng

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng

If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.

by much_professional May 04, 2019

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018