lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the lonely Nigelmug.

wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record
wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the wheelchair Nigelmug.

shitty Nigel

Nigel shits the bed and blames his sister Nigella
by mrs tosser September 2, 2025
mugGet the shitty Nigelmug.

nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair
Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the nigel online policemanmug.

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time
lying nigel counts to a billion
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
mugGet the lying nigelmug.

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