mr.juan-derful's definitions

retro-vote

when in times of economic crisis voters become frustrated and reject the politicians who are working to fix the problem and return to the policies that created the problem in the first place

The Obama Administration has worked hard to get our economy out of the Bush Depression and has made a lot of progress, unfortunately 2 years was simply not enough time to repair the 8 years of damage done by the Bush Administration. In the 2010 election people were frustrated by the slow recovery and we had a major retro-vote.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010

Obama

The 44th president of the United States, born in Hawaii to a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, which technically makes him biracial but according to the one drop rule it would be appropriate to call him the first black president

Obama campaigned on change, reforming healthcare and getting our troops out of Iraq, so far he has mostly kept his promises.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 15, 2010

McCain's Monster

A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party

Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010

northwest baby cave

term for the vagina coined by Chick McGee of The Bob and Tom Show

Paris Hilton was caught trying to hide drugs in the northwest baby cave.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 27, 2010

Gilligan Gay

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"

Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 3, 2010

Michael Steele

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance

Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010

Reaganomics

economic strategy in which the tax burden is shifted away from big corporations and the wealthy and put on the middle class while dramatically increasing spending on things like military hardware thus creating massive budget deficits which are later used as an excuse to cut funding for social programs

Reaganomics was a devious plot to destroy the middle class and usher in a new era of neo-feudalism.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010