mr wolf's definitions

CHITALIAN

Italian goods manufactured in China. Sold on the premise that they are Italian, but actually come from China.

My wife fell in love with a pair of Italian boots, but was disappointed to find they were Chitalian.

That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.

After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.

by MR WOLF May 24, 2011

Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.

My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.

by MR WOLF June 15, 2010

Vicked Up

Reference to any sports related figure that had money, fame, endorsements, and a future. Then they proceed to trash it all on some sort of criminal activity.

"Did you hear how that NBA referee Vicked Up?"

"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.

"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"

"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."

by Mr Wolf August 26, 2007

SLEAZEL

Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.

The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!

Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.

by MR WOLF November 6, 2010

INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.

Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."

by MR WOLF September 17, 2007

CAJUN COINS

Coins that you see or find on the ground that have been exposed to the elements so long they are black (cajun cooking does a lot of "blacked" this or that).

"Grandpaw was looking for money and he found some cajun coins, a quarter and three pennies."

"I barely saw the cajun nickle on the ground cause it was so dark."

"They may be black, but cajun coins spend as good as shiny ones."

by MR WOLF September 9, 2007

DUDE BENCH

The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.

"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."

Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."

by MR WOLF October 23, 2007