fargman

when you draw a smiley face on the head of youre penis and send a pic to your woman to brighten her day

I just sent my smoopy a fargman and the ink wont come off

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

purple nagger

The woman who loves you and tells you things to remember or do!.....and ya do it because youre gay for her!she is the best woman ever!your love!bee's knees!angel!

MY purple nagger told me "put on youre seatbelt shmoop"!

by mr potato shmoop October 10, 2009

sinners handshake

when your lover gives you a hand job while in a church lot or park while people watch

my hunny gave me the sinners handshake and some kid slipped and skinned his knee in the juice

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009