mr pinky's definitions

cocky

Child's word for feces or the act of excretion (usu. with make). May also be used lightheartedly by adults.
See also shit, poop

Junior: Mama, I have to make cocky.
Mother: Be careful wiping so you don't get cocky on your fingers, honey.

I'm makin' cocky and then we're gettin' it on, bee-yotch!

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

Lesbeterian

Facetious term for lesbians. Used prominently by comedienne Judy Tenuta in the album title: Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbeterians. The word sounds similar to the Protestant Presbyterian sect, reinforcing the idea of describing a distinct in-group.

We were halfway through our appetizers before we realized that everyone else in the restaurant seemed to be Lesbeterians.

What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

fudge doody

Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.

Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.

Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

MISS THANG

Fun, lighthearted term to reference a female or gay male to whom you want to give a "shout out." Can be as innocuous as a "hey, you" or as intense as a "you're the shit!" Can be snazzed up by making the Miss into Ms.

Thanks for the fries, Miss Thang.

Look at Miss Thang with his new haircut.

Oh Ms. Thang, you so don't need his sorry ass.

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

stripper

A woman with such low intelligence and self-esteem that she believes only by letting men look at her twat and tits does she have any purpose in life. One small step away from being a whore, although she may have 'dates' with men she meets at the strip club that technically qualify as prostitution. May have an 'act' with props or gimmicks that basically make her look like a skeezy dancing cum-belching gutter slut on Halloween.

I don't give a fuck if Crystal is married and has 3 kids; she'll always be a stripper at heart, which means she'll always be a cunt, a skanky whore, and an STD-riddled cum dumpster.

Sorry I'm late, Craig. I was stuck in line behind a stripper who was paying with sticky, crumpled dollar bills. She acted like she just shot up and you could see her ripped panties hanging under her skirt. What a skank.

by mr pinky December 29, 2008

lowhangers

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)

Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007

recto-vaginal fistula

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.

Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007