Generic term for a generic male bodybuilder type who is dressed to show it all off. If he's not shirtless, he's invariably clad in a skin tight tank or t-shirt.
Elvina (fanning herself): I do declare! What was it we were speaking of before Chad Ripplechest came strolling across the veranda of our southern plantation?
Regina (whispering into the telephone): When they said they'd send a guy over to fix the cable, I wasn't expecting Chad Ripplechest. My panties are moistening!
Regina (whispering into the telephone): When they said they'd send a guy over to fix the cable, I wasn't expecting Chad Ripplechest. My panties are moistening!
by mr pinky June 29, 2007
Facetious term for lesbians. Used prominently by comedienne Judy Tenuta in the album title: Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbeterians. The word sounds similar to the Protestant Presbyterian sect, reinforcing the idea of describing a distinct in-group.
We were halfway through our appetizers before we realized that everyone else in the restaurant seemed to be Lesbeterians.
What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?
What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?
by mr pinky December 28, 2008
Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.
Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.
Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.
Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.
by mr pinky December 28, 2008
Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.
See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.
See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.
Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.
Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.
Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.
by mr pinky June 24, 2007
Fun, lighthearted term to reference a female or gay male to whom you want to give a "shout out." Can be as innocuous as a "hey, you" or as intense as a "you're the shit!" Can be snazzed up by making the Miss into Ms.
Thanks for the fries, Miss Thang.
Look at Miss Thang with his new haircut.
Oh Ms. Thang, you so don't need his sorry ass.
Look at Miss Thang with his new haircut.
Oh Ms. Thang, you so don't need his sorry ass.
by mr pinky December 28, 2008
To listen to a series of Madonna albums in a row (ideally, all of them); portmanteau combining Madonna & marathon.
That Madonnathon last night had me singing Borderline, Survival, and Jump at work all morning.
Society Matron: We are NOT going to Arvin's on Friday--he has another Madonnathon planned and I will not listen to that smutty Erotica album again!
Society Matron: We are NOT going to Arvin's on Friday--he has another Madonnathon planned and I will not listen to that smutty Erotica album again!
by mr pinky June 29, 2007
A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.
Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.
Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.
Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.
by mr pinky June 26, 2007