mr pinky's definitions

panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.

Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.

by mr pinky June 26, 2007

Chad Ripplechest

Generic term for a generic male bodybuilder type who is dressed to show it all off. If he's not shirtless, he's invariably clad in a skin tight tank or t-shirt.

Elvina (fanning herself): I do declare! What was it we were speaking of before Chad Ripplechest came strolling across the veranda of our southern plantation?

Regina (whispering into the telephone): When they said they'd send a guy over to fix the cable, I wasn't expecting Chad Ripplechest. My panties are moistening!

by mr pinky June 29, 2007

fudge doody

Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.

Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.

Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

madonnathon

To listen to a series of Madonna albums in a row (ideally, all of them); portmanteau combining Madonna & marathon.

That Madonnathon last night had me singing Borderline, Survival, and Jump at work all morning.

Society Matron: We are NOT going to Arvin's on Friday--he has another Madonnathon planned and I will not listen to that smutty Erotica album again!

by mr pinky June 29, 2007

MISS THANG

Fun, lighthearted term to reference a female or gay male to whom you want to give a "shout out." Can be as innocuous as a "hey, you" or as intense as a "you're the shit!" Can be snazzed up by making the Miss into Ms.

Thanks for the fries, Miss Thang.

Look at Miss Thang with his new haircut.

Oh Ms. Thang, you so don't need his sorry ass.

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

lowhangers

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)

Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007

rectal inversion

Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.

I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.

Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.

by mr pinky June 23, 2007