Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mr cock23

salami

your salami has decreased significantly

salami by mr cock23 April 26, 2020

"Hey, man what are you reading there?"
"I'm reading a dicktionary."

Man 1: "Oh, look, a water highdrant."
Man 2: "He looks high."
Man 1: "Yeah, that's why he's called a "water highdrant"."

A subalternative is an alternative to an alternative.

I don't like this alternative, I will use the subalternative.