mr Cunninglinguist's definitions
Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013
Get the shit in my hands and clapmug. a condition usually found in single men who spend so much time 'pleasing themselves in the Boy area' that their right arm over develops severely, like one of Popeye's arms...or a fiddler Crab
man: Doc, you got to help me, I can't get my shirt sleeve over my arm its so swollen.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013
Get the Popeyeing of the forearmmug. 1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
Get the two slices of fuck allmug. a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
Get the ENAMEL BANGERmug. by mr Cunninglinguist April 1, 2013
Get the JESUSmug. East Midlands slang term... to claim immunity from something, cross index and middle fingers of both hands and hold them up, and say "I've got Kings", it should be enough to get you off the hook or out of doing a chore
the opposite of "Dibs" or "Bags"
the opposite of "Dibs" or "Bags"
4 men at the bar in the Pub...
1st man: 'whos turn is it to get the beers in? I got the last ones in.'
2nd man: "Not me - I've got Kings!" (holding up crossed fingers)
3rd man: "Kings!" (also holding up crossed fingers)
1st man points to 4th man and says "...odd lines mate...they've got Kings... go get the beer!"
1st man: 'whos turn is it to get the beers in? I got the last ones in.'
2nd man: "Not me - I've got Kings!" (holding up crossed fingers)
3rd man: "Kings!" (also holding up crossed fingers)
1st man points to 4th man and says "...odd lines mate...they've got Kings... go get the beer!"
by Mr Cunninglinguist June 25, 2013
Get the Kings!mug. Mild substitue for the stronger 'fuck off', used by kids in the 1970's Derbyshire playgrounds if in earshot of 'the dinnerlady'.
similar in use to the Aussie 'Rack Off'
The word 'sack' replaces 'fuck' in other uses:
Sack All - nothing
Sackin' Ada - 'kin'ell.. an exclamation of surprise
Sack it off - to get rid of or finish (also Sack it)
Sacked Off - fed up with or bored with or pissed off with
similar in use to the Aussie 'Rack Off'
The word 'sack' replaces 'fuck' in other uses:
Sack All - nothing
Sackin' Ada - 'kin'ell.. an exclamation of surprise
Sack it off - to get rid of or finish (also Sack it)
Sacked Off - fed up with or bored with or pissed off with
eg1:
kid 1 "who's brock me pencil, was it you?"
Kid 2 "Sack Off, I ant ad it"
eg 2:
Kid 1 'Gizza Chip mate?'
Kid 2 'An you can Sack off an all Get yer own chips'
Alternative 'clean' Lyrics to 'Its so Easy' by Guns 'n' Roses
"I see you standin' there, you think you're so cool
Why don't you just...
Sack Off!"
kid 1 "who's brock me pencil, was it you?"
Kid 2 "Sack Off, I ant ad it"
eg 2:
Kid 1 'Gizza Chip mate?'
Kid 2 'An you can Sack off an all Get yer own chips'
Alternative 'clean' Lyrics to 'Its so Easy' by Guns 'n' Roses
"I see you standin' there, you think you're so cool
Why don't you just...
Sack Off!"
by Mr Cunninglinguist October 5, 2012
Get the Sack Offmug.