Definitions by moose

free speech 

Nothing more than an illusion.

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.

free speech by Moose September 23, 2003

Saints 

As in New Orleans Saints,a Natonal Football League team from Louisiana in the NFC. Known for allowing opposing teams to make seemingly impossible comebacks possible, and for just sucking balls year after incredibly sucky year. Often used condescendingly to shame a person or group of people.

Dear God, I've seen better games played by the Saints!

Saints by Moose September 23, 2003

unicorn 

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

unicorn by Moose September 23, 2003

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

Moose by Moose September 23, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

Mongolian Fire Oil 

A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.

Mongolian Fire Oil by Moose September 23, 2003

Cleveland steamroom 

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

Cleveland steamroom by Moose September 21, 2003