Desperation Goggles

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.

I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.

by moonbaby September 30, 2012

Sucktaculous

the act of something sarcastically sucking joyously in extreme amounts.

I just found out I lost my ID at the club last night. This is just freakin sucktaculous!

by MoonBaby December 05, 2009