Definitions by moof

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

chick magnet 

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.

"This car is a chick magnet"

chick magnet by moof July 10, 2003

the ladies

Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.

"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."

the ladies by moof July 10, 2003

lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

lezzer by moof July 10, 2003