moof's definitions

beergoggles

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

by moof July 10, 2003

chick magnet

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.

"This car is a chick magnet"

by moof July 10, 2003

the ladies

Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.

"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."

by moof July 10, 2003

lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

by moof July 10, 2003