Definitions by montypark

Bedroom Racist 

Someone whose sexual attraction favors a particular race or ethnicity. Since this is a product of product of personal taste, it cannot accurately be called bigotry.

"You and your green eyes; You're such a bedroom racist."

Bedroom Racist by montypark March 4, 2009

fake survey 

What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.

Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!

fake survey by montypark February 28, 2009

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.

"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"

Bandini Mountain by montypark January 23, 2009

spectrophilia 

1. Sexual attraction to ghosts.

2. Engaging in sexual activity with a ghost.

Tom is known to have had some spectrophilia in the past.

spectrophilia by montypark January 18, 2009

Champion of Brotherhood 

Someone who has exemplified the honor code of brotherhood.

Stephen Colbert is an honorary Champion of Brotherhood.

Champion of Brotherhood by montypark January 18, 2009