montypark's definitions

Rule of three call

Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.

Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?

Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?

by montypark October 30, 2009

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.

"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"

by montypark January 23, 2009

Upward Spiraling Pigtail

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.

"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

by montypark March 14, 2009

Sharks vs. Jets mentality

The belief that, having established deep antipathy toward a group of people, any action taken by your opponents is inherently bad, and that you must oppose them regardless of principle or practicality.

Its unfortunate to see this sharks vs. jets mentality in political discourse, especially when so many things need to get done.

by montypark April 16, 2009

Billy Crystal's Bane

The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.

I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.

by montypark March 31, 2009