montypark's definitions

Upward Spiraling Pigtail

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.

"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

by montypark March 14, 2009

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.

"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"

by montypark January 23, 2009

spectrophilia

1. Sexual attraction to ghosts.

2. Engaging in sexual activity with a ghost.

Tom is known to have had some spectrophilia in the past.

by montypark January 18, 2009

Champion of Brotherhood

Someone who has exemplified the honor code of brotherhood.

Stephen Colbert is an honorary Champion of Brotherhood.

by montypark January 18, 2009

fake survey

What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.

Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!

by montypark February 28, 2009