montypark's definitions

Sharks vs. Jets mentality

The belief that, having established deep antipathy toward a group of people, any action taken by your opponents is inherently bad, and that you must oppose them regardless of principle or practicality.

Its unfortunate to see this sharks vs. jets mentality in political discourse, especially when so many things need to get done.

by montypark April 16, 2009

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.

"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"

by montypark January 23, 2009

Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."

Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.

by montypark October 10, 2009

Upward Spiraling Pigtail

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.

"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

by montypark March 14, 2009

Scooby-doo

To get information out of someone by making them think that you are meant to have that information.

"Hey, Locke wanted me to take Miles' food, where is he keeping him?"

"Oh, last night we moved him into the boathouse--- you just totally scooby-doo'd me, didn't you?"

by montypark March 15, 2009