chunjs

A purposeful mispelling of the word "chunks".

In the MMORPG Aspereta, the player Xain made a typo once and accidentally said, "I 'm so fat, I have chunjs on my legs" instead of "I'm so fat, I have chunks on my legs". He began to use "chunjs" instead of "chunks", and soon the entire game was saying it even though they didn't know where it came from.
1. Damn, I'm so fat I got chunjs on my legs.
2. How would you like some of my chunjs in your face, bitch?
3. Would you like some chunjs with that?
by Monkeysquat March 04, 2005
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glukup

n. an onomatopoeia, the sound of a thick fluid slowly moving from its point of origin to its destination as determined by gravity
1. "This ketchup won't glukup."
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perfectionalizationalist

n. a perfectionist who perfectionalizes to the extent that that they earn three suffixes
Person 1: "Me and you can go out later."
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.
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perfectionalize

v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection
I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.
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Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research
1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."
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Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"
1. Aspire mi mono, puta.
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nevertimes

n. Times that never were.
Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."
by Monkeysquat April 01, 2007
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