11 definitions by monkeysquat
n. an onomatopoeia, the sound of a thick fluid slowly moving from its point of origin to its destination as determined by gravity
1. "This ketchup won't glukup."
by monkeysquat March 17, 2005
Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."
by monkeysquat April 1, 2007
1. Aspire mi mono, puta.
by monkeysquat March 15, 2005
Person 1: "Me and you can go out later."
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.
by monkeysquat March 15, 2005
A purposeful mispelling of the word "chunks".
In the MMORPG Aspereta, the player Xain made a typo once and accidentally said, "I 'm so fat, I have chunjs on my legs" instead of "I'm so fat, I have chunks on my legs". He began to use "chunjs" instead of "chunks", and soon the entire game was saying it even though they didn't know where it came from.
In the MMORPG Aspereta, the player Xain made a typo once and accidentally said, "I 'm so fat, I have chunjs on my legs" instead of "I'm so fat, I have chunks on my legs". He began to use "chunjs" instead of "chunks", and soon the entire game was saying it even though they didn't know where it came from.
1. Damn, I'm so fat I got chunjs on my legs.
2. How would you like some of my chunjs in your face, bitch?
3. Would you like some chunjs with that?
2. How would you like some of my chunjs in your face, bitch?
3. Would you like some chunjs with that?
by monkeysquat March 4, 2005
The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the Nintendo Revolution.
After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).
Pronunciation: wee
After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).
Pronunciation: wee
1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii."
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
4. "Wiiiiiiiiiiii!"
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
4. "Wiiiiiiiiiiii!"
by monkeysquat April 28, 2006
(n) A person who defies fashion and trendiness passively, by just being an individual.
The polar opposite of a socialite.
Not to be confused with an antisocial, antisocialites do not shun socializing, but rather avoid using it as a lifestyle (as socialites do).
Also not to be confused with a nonconformist, who purposely does the opposite of anything they deem to be "in" at a given time.
The polar opposite of a socialite.
Not to be confused with an antisocial, antisocialites do not shun socializing, but rather avoid using it as a lifestyle (as socialites do).
Also not to be confused with a nonconformist, who purposely does the opposite of anything they deem to be "in" at a given time.
Example:
If you just have to get that new Louis Vuitton handbag with built in poodle carrier, you're a socialite.
If you hate the world and everything in it, and are too lazy to do more than bitch about it, you are a nonconformist.
If you just don't give a fuck, you're an antisocialite.
If you just have to get that new Louis Vuitton handbag with built in poodle carrier, you're a socialite.
If you hate the world and everything in it, and are too lazy to do more than bitch about it, you are a nonconformist.
If you just don't give a fuck, you're an antisocialite.
by monkeysquat May 21, 2006