Definitions by monke cactus

bruv moment

a bruh moment but british.

harry: *turns off the fan because it's getting cold*
everyone in the plane: bruv moment

bruv moment by monke cactus April 10, 2021

sus 

Short version of suspicious. and also the scientific name for pig. Used in amogus (hit game of 2020) as what imposter is.

Red: White vented, he sus
White: Red I'm dead

sus by monke cactus April 8, 2021

August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

August 31 by monke cactus March 13, 2021

i <3 u

1. A way of saying I love you, with <3 representing a heart.
2. 1 Iodine is less than 3 Uraniums.

1. Dude, I <3 u
2. Science shows that I <3 U.

i <3 u by monke cactus March 10, 2021

h 

h is the best letter in the entire alphabet. change my mind.

Person 1: h
Person 2: h?
Person 1: h.

h by monke cactus March 10, 2021

21 September 

Do you remember..?

If you're born on this date you are an absolute legend

Ba-dee-ya

Person 1: Do you remember, the 21st night of September?
Person 2: Uh, today is 21 September...
Person 1: BA-DEE-YA

21 September by monke cactus March 10, 2021

creeper 

aw man

Person 1: Creeper...
Person 2: Aw man..

creeper by monke cactus March 9, 2021