bruv moment

a bruh moment but british.

harry: *turns off the fan because it's getting cold*
everyone in the plane: bruv moment

by monke cactus April 10, 2021

August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

by monke cactus March 13, 2021

h

h is the best letter in the entire alphabet. change my mind.

Person 1: h
Person 2: h?
Person 1: h.

by monke cactus March 10, 2021

creeper

aw man

Person 1: Creeper...
Person 2: Aw man..

by monke cactus March 09, 2021

i <3 u

1. A way of saying I love you, with <3 representing a heart.
2. 1 Iodine is less than 3 Uraniums.

1. Dude, I <3 u
2. Science shows that I <3 U.

by monke cactus March 10, 2021

please give me coke

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.

Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock

by monke cactus March 01, 2021

21 September

Do you remember..?

If you're born on this date you are an absolute legend

Ba-dee-ya

Person 1: Do you remember, the 21st night of September?
Person 2: Uh, today is 21 September...
Person 1: BA-DEE-YA

by monke cactus March 10, 2021