monke cactus's definitions

i <3 u

1. A way of saying I love you, with <3 representing a heart.
2. 1 Iodine is less than 3 Uraniums.

1. Dude, I <3 u
2. Science shows that I <3 U.

by monke cactus March 10, 2021

please give me coke

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.

Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock

by monke cactus March 1, 2021

August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

by monke cactus March 13, 2021

ħéłłó

The word 'hello' while holding down the alt gr key.

Person 1: ħéłłó µáŧé
Person 2: woah how tf did you type that?!
Person 1: just hold down the alt gr key while typing, łíĸé ŧħíß
Person 2: óµŋ, ŧħíß íß ßó çóół¡

by monke cactus February 10, 2021

bruv moment

a bruh moment but british.

harry: *turns off the fan because it's getting cold*
everyone in the plane: bruv moment

by monke cactus April 10, 2021

sus

Short version of suspicious. and also the scientific name for pig. Used in amogus (hit game of 2020) as what imposter is.

Red: White vented, he sus
White: Red I'm dead

by monke cactus April 8, 2021

creeper

aw man

Person 1: Creeper...
Person 2: Aw man..

by monke cactus March 9, 2021