molecule802.11's definitions

semantics

The main purpose for internet forums.
The study of discussing the meaning/interpretation of words or groups of words within a certain context; usually in order to win some form of argument.

Now come on, let's not get bogged down in semantics.

by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

Hackint0sh

A type of mungrel-computer used by people too cool to get a PC but too poor to get a proper Mac.

Every time you use a Hackint0sh, Steve Jobs gets cross.
Get a Mac.

by molecule802.11 May 6, 2009

screamo

An awful genre of music (if you can even call it music), especially popular amongst the emo community, which involves lots of angry metal and lots of screaming.
The only people who listen to screamo are goths, emos, and MySpace users. True story.

I'd sooner die than listen to screamo. Yuk.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

Twitter

A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

Twitter is for twats.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

slut

Paris Hilton

What a slut.

by molecule802.11 April 6, 2009

AOL

The spawn of the Devil.
See also: Satan

Every geek in the world knows that AOL is the spawn of the devil.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

Venusian Aikido

Sometimes known as Venusian Karate.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.

The third Doctor was a prominent user of Venusian Aikido.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009