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The iGod of the forbidden fruit.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
PC at WWDC 07: Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right its me, Chief Executive of Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, 95014. I know the address, that's how you know it's me, Steve Jobs.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
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A sci-fi RTS based around a 3-way war between the Terrans, the Protoss, and the Zerg. Developed by Blizzard Entertainment, it was released in 1998 and experienced phenomenal critical and commercial success.
Despite being 11 years old it is still extremely popular and widely hailed as the best RTS - if not the best game - ever made.
Soon to be surpassed by the upcoming Starcraft 2
A sci-fi RTS based around a 3-way war between the Terrans, the Protoss, and the Zerg. Developed by Blizzard Entertainment, it was released in 1998 and experienced phenomenal critical and commercial success.
Despite being 11 years old it is still extremely popular and widely hailed as the best RTS - if not the best game - ever made.
Soon to be surpassed by the upcoming Starcraft 2
Starcraft rocks!
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The study of discussing the meaning/interpretation of words or groups of words within a certain context; usually in order to win some form of argument.
The study of discussing the meaning/interpretation of words or groups of words within a certain context; usually in order to win some form of argument.
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The only people who listen to screamo are goths, emos, and MySpace users. True story.
The only people who listen to screamo are goths, emos, and MySpace users. True story.
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See also: dead drop.
See also: dead drop.
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The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
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